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Privacy policy
Last updated 4 September 2026. The short version: this site collects nothing about you, because there is nothing here to collect it with.
What this site collects
Nothing that identifies you. Plain Funnels has no accounts, no sign-up, no email list, no comments and no contact form. There is nowhere on this site to type your name or your email address, so there is nowhere for us to collect them.
Cookies and advertising
This site sets no cookies of its own, and carries no advertising, no advertising networks and no ad tracking of any kind.
We have added no analytics either. Our host does add one piece of monitoring, and it is described below, because we would rather tell you than let you find it.
What is stored in your browser
Each answer ends with a "Did this answer your question?" button. If you press Yes or No, that choice is saved in your own browser's local storage so the page stops asking.
It never leaves your device. It is not sent to us, we cannot read it, and nobody sees which button you pressed. Clearing your browsing data removes it.
Hosting and server logs
This site is hosted by Static.app and served through Cloudflare's network. As with effectively every website, their servers keep standard access logs, which can include your IP address, your browser type and the page you asked for. Those logs sit with the hosting provider, exist to deliver the site and block abuse, and are covered by their privacy terms rather than ours.
The one measurement script on this site
Our host adds Cloudflare's page-performance monitoring to pages as they are served. It is not in the files we upload and we did not choose it, but it runs in your browser and it would be dishonest to leave it out of this page.
What it does: when a page finishes loading, a small script reports back to Cloudflare how quickly it loaded and that the page was viewed. Cloudflare states that it does not log query strings, in order to avoid picking up anything sensitive that might be sitting in a web address.
We receive none of this. We have never looked at it, there is no dashboard of it on our side, and it is not used to profile you or to sell you anything. It is governed by Cloudflare's own privacy terms, not ours. If we ever find a way to switch it off at the host, we will.
Fonts
The typefaces are served from this site's own server, not from Google Fonts or any other font service. Loading a page here does not hand your IP address to a third party for a font.
Third parties
Beyond the host's own monitoring described above, this site loads nothing from anywhere else. No third-party analytics, no advertising networks, no social widgets, no embedded video, no chat box, and no external fonts. Every file a page needs is served from this domain.
Links to other sites
Pages here link to systeme.io's own documentation and pricing pages, and the About page links to the author's business site. Once you follow a link you are on somebody else's site, under somebody else's privacy policy.
Children
This site is aimed at people starting or running a business. It is not directed at children.
Your rights
Data protection law gives you the right to see, correct and delete personal data an organisation holds about you. We hold none, so there is nothing for us to show you or erase. Anything sitting in the hosting provider's server logs is covered by their own policy.
Changes
If this site ever gains a contact form, analytics, or anything else that touches your data, this page gets updated first and the date at the top changes with it.
Contact
There is no contact form yet. One is planned, and this page will be updated when it exists.